DH comes downstairs after taking a shower. I am sitting on the sofa working on 85 stitches of ribbing. He says to me, "so, are you knitting underwear or something?"...
Me: "huh, what are you talking about?"
DH: "you know, that knitting laying on the towel upstairs. looks like panties...."
Me (thinking to myself...you ol' horndog..is this your idea of sexy flirting talk?)....."uh no...those are sleeves"
Me: "yeah, sleeves for a sweater..see.." (i show him the sweater pattern photo)
DH: "looks like panties to me"
Me: (rolling eyes.. thinking...yeah buddy everything looks like SOMETHING to you...)..."NO"..."sleeves".
I go upstairs 1/2 hr later to shower. This is what I see:
THIS IS HOW I FEEL!
I guess I should feel glad he thinks my ass is that small. Hah!