Thursday, March 22, 2007

UNDERWEAR?????

DH comes downstairs after taking a shower. I am sitting on the sofa working on 85 stitches of ribbing. He says to me, "so, are you knitting underwear or something?"...
Me: "huh, what are you talking about?"
DH: "you know, that knitting laying on the towel upstairs. looks like panties...."
Me (thinking to myself...you ol' horndog..is this your idea of sexy flirting talk?)....."uh no...those are sleeves"
DH: "Sleeves?"
Me: "yeah, sleeves for a sweater..see.." (i show him the sweater pattern photo)
DH: "looks like panties to me"
Me: (rolling eyes.. thinking...yeah buddy everything looks like SOMETHING to you...)..."NO"..."sleeves".

I go upstairs 1/2 hr later to shower. This is what I see:



THIS IS HOW I FEEL!



I guess I should feel glad he thinks my ass is that small. Hah!

13 comments:

benne said...

Hahaha! I wonder what he thought of the color choice for your knitted panties. Bet he was wishing for black or hot pink instead of a more sedate blue. And maybe something a little more like a thong and less like those "granny panties" my DH says I wear. At least a high cut bikini. ;-}

CatBookMom said...

Guffaw! ROFL! Guys can be so literal sometimes.

Having a Knit Fitt said...

LMAO - and congrats to DD for her impressive Rookie of the Year.
Cate

jayne said...

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!

junior_goddess said...

Heh! You need to go find the spring issue of IWK and open it up the the thong photo. Casually leave it open on HIS chair. Sigh and say you need more yarn. (A teenaged boy was REALLY confused by the shape of a purse handle I knit....just about the same context).

Congrats to DD.

Joan said...

ROFL! Your DH was exactly right, well, they can be every now & then.

Trish - My Merino Mantra said...

I'll never be able to look at pictures of sleeve progress on blogs again! They really do look like underpants, maybe from the 1700's in Siberia. Your daughter is a beautiful young woman. Her horse is really something, too.

SK said...

Lisa: I laughed so hard, my stomach muscles are aching.

LibbyKnitKins said...

Lisa,

That was soooo funny! Thanks for the good laugh1

Libby

Svetlana said...

Lisa, I laughed so hard I almost fell off my chair! I gotta show the picture to my DH, see what he thinks.

Sarah said...

Thanks for visiting!

Karin said...

OMG! That is the funniest ever! Need to wipe coffee off my computer screen...

Kate said...

Adorable! Your panty-sleeves and your very handsome horse. Guffaw.