Laying on the bed the other night. Knit, knit, knitting along on a really cute baby outfit that lies blocking even as I write this today. Watching a teen angst flick ("Stick It") with DD. Talking about anger, choices, impulsivity, the right thing to do....you know...the basic mother-daughter type of conversations....sharing a bag of chocolate-covered raisins...she leans over and says "mom...mom...MOM!" I look up.....and fast as a snake...she jams a chocolate covered raisin...UP.....MY....NOSE....now..we are not talking about just inside the nostril...noooooo....this thing is UP THERE...at least 2nd knuckle deep.....I am in shock.....aaaaaaagggghhhh.! I scream....DD is laughing so hard she rolls backwards and falls off the bed onto the floor....I am laughing and yelling...but with each breath in I take, the chocolate covered raisin travels further into the mucous lined nether regions....minutes pass....entirely too much levity to make much progress with extraction....the chocolate begins to melt....a slow brown trail begins to seep out....DD says "here let me help you"...but I don't want her fingers anywhere near my face...aaaaggghhhhh....8 minutes later...the raisin...significantly lacking in it's thick chocolate covering...is expelled. She likes to mess with me...she really does...and I must admit...for the most part...she is pretty funny.................I'm not complaining...it could be much...much...much worse. :)
8 comments:
Oh ugh!!!!! Ugh!!!! UGH!!!!!!
I like messing about with my kids too, but no raisins (chocolate or otherwise) up the nose please. LOL
There is big fat "Naughty" written all over that face :)! So... I have to wonder, what will she do NEXT?!
EWWWWWWW!!!!! Bad DD!
it was soo much fun i fell off the bed and hit the floor soooo hard....but i couldent stoplaughing she was sitting there screaming like a skwaking duck or chicken...it was sooo funny...:) who knows wat ill do next...
:) proboly use more of my torture devices on my lovely mother :D i have fun messing with her
Hmmm-it's gonna suck the next time you are sorting socks and deliberately mismatch all of hers, hand her the phone with vaseline on the earpiece, run charcoal over the inside of her hatband, knot her shoelaces together, mmmmmm-the list goes on...
Bets. You're scaring me.
:)
Go Zoe. Bravo Lisa for laughing.
We picked out our new kitty at the pound. He's a 6 month old and he has to be snipped before he can come home, which is COOL w/me. His name is RED, but I think it will morph to Red Kitty, and then kitty. Whatever. He wasn't overwhelming with his personality. But he was perky and loving and wanted to relax, but couldn't and I dont' blame him. Barking, people, cats, dogs. We are hoping to have him Tuesday.
Love you my friend
Your daughter sounds hilarious! Thanks so much for identifying the lace rib that I posted on my blog... you rock!
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